This is my Blog. There are many like it but this one is mine. My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my blog is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must post on my blog true. I must post better than John Chow and Caroline Middlebrook who are trying to outrank me. I must akismet them before they akismet me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My blog an myself are defenders of the blogosphere. We are the masters of the niche blog. We are the saviours of my life. So be it until there is no blogosphere. But Peace. Amen.